May 2012
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Beauty Secrets of a Stripper
I get asked what beauty products I use and what my beauty secrets are all the time so I figured I would make one giant post containing them all! Here ya go, folks. How to look like a stripper. ;) ★ H-A-I-R ★ Invest in some expensive hairstyling tools. Sorry ladies, this means nothing from Walmart or Target. Go to a Sally’s Beauty Supply store and fork out the cash for a decent curling...
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a Twitter account? P.S. I love your writing!
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tainteddove asked: Read your post on keepin' it classy but wondering what does a dancer so when you're surrounded by so many classless strippers that you're losing customers & money? I used to have a decent bunch clients but now I'm losing them one by one because rumors of this dancer is going around doing this or so on while I'm not trying to budge from my morals. It makes me hesitant...
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astylistssoul-deactivated201303 asked: Youve been gone a while how have you been?!
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Stripper Comments
I wish more of the strippers I follow here on Tumblr would allow commenting on their entries. *hint*hint* You are all beautiful, magnificent creatures and I constantly want to reply to all your touching entries.
Consider it? Please? *bats her stripper eyes*
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Stripper Pix!
** Please help me by reblogging this if you’re a stripper (or if you love strippers)! **
I’ve noticed there are a ton of Twitter accounts for girls to send their pictures to and then they get retweeted but there are none specifically for strippers. So I made one!
If you’re on Twitter and you’re a stripper, add this new account and tweet me your stripper pictures so I...
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Stay Classy, Strippers
Before I auditioned as a stripper, I was warned by a few friends and other dancers to prepare myself for the huge array of stupid questions I would constantly be asked on a nightly basis. “Would you go out with me? Can I have your number? Do you do ‘things’ outside the club?” I remember thinking to myself that there’s NO WAY girls could get asked these types of...
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Stripper FAQ
Finally started my FAQ page. If anyone out there has any other questions that haven’t been addressed regarding stripping, send them my way!
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Anonymous asked: So I am a college student going to be living at home for the summer. I have a great internship during the day at a really prestigious wealth management firm, but I need way more money than I'm going to be making there to cover my tuition for next fall. My problem is, I can't have anyone find out what I'm doing. ANYONE. Any tips on being a secret stripper? Also, will this affect my...
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aliekatkiss asked: Hi there! I've been dancing for a little over 3 months, and finally starting to raise the amount I make a night, however, I know there is so much more potential! I was wondering if you have any tips on selling VIP/Champagne rooms considering the major price difference. Thank you!
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Texas reporter fired for stripping sues →
Glad to hear Miss Sarah is taking action. Good luck, girl!
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Back To The Club
I’m nervous and I can’t sleep! Tomorrow is my first day back to the club in about three weeks. I feel so weak & chubby now and it almost feels like I’m going in to strip for the first time ever! Ack!! I’m just praying my ankle holds up and I’m not making a mistake by going back too soon. I’ll definitely let y’all know!
I just hope the money is good because I reeeeeally need it. Taking almost...
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Anonymous asked: I'm thinking about starting to strip within the next year because I need the money. I'm worried I might not be considered 'sexy' enough though. Don't get me wrong--I think I'm totally sexy and I feel sexy. However, most people usually describe me as 'cute' or 'adorable', because I'm only 4'10". I'm curvy--great hips and thighs...
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weedbitch asked: hello! I have a slightly random question... do you take all your stacks of cash to a bank? and if so is that weird at all? or was it weird at first?! haha I was just thinking about that & not quite sure how that works (: thanks!!!!
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What Has Happened To Tumblr?
Wow, Tumblr has changed so much, it’s almost sickening. I have a private Tumblr account I registered in October 2007, only seven months after Tumblr first launched. Needless to say, it was NOTHING like this for the longest time.
I’m still trying to figure out how a picture of a fuckin’ BEER BOTTLE can have over 16,000 reblogs. Are you people serious?! Or how pictures of vodka bottles, Victoria’s...
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Where to buy STRIPPER CLOTHES/SHOES!
Ok, so I am the QUEEN of stripper outfits, it is absolutely ridiculous (I’ve spent well over $5,000 on outfits alone, it’s scary). Girls are always asking me where I buy all my costumes and shoes. Well, I buy them alllll online! I have bought stripper clothes from literally every site out there so I decided to compile a list of the best sites to buy stripper gear from. Wicked...
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Site Coming Together
Finally got my Stripper, M.D. logo on my main page (I haven’t worked with some areas in photoshop for soooo long). And my old www.strippermd.com domain now forwards to my Tumblr (which is also LilyLeilana.com).
Think I have it all figured out now. Might tweak with the code a bit more but for now, it will do. :)
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Stripper Urban Legend: Diarrhea Dancer *confirmed*
Ok. :) So during all my years of stripping, I’ve heard a lot of strange stories from customers. Sometimes I would hear the same story (with minor differences) from different people and pretty soon I learned about many of The Stripper Urban Legends. Other dancers out there will know what I’m talking about - they’re stories we’ve all heard of/told others and we’re...
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whysohotbabe asked: haha omfg can you tell the story about the stripper craapin D:
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Anonymous asked: What do you carry in your stripper bag? :)
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Anonymous asked: So I have my audition on Sunday and while I'm excited to strut my stuff and make that money, I'm nervous about stepping on the other girls' toes. I know I'll be as sweet and polite and accommodating as possible but I don't know what to expect. Would it be impolite or weird if I came in an hour early and sat back before I changed and auditioned? Thanks, and girl, you are...
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As The Club Crawls
It’s almost summer time and while most people are excited, this ‘lil stripper is already starting to panic. Summer is the worst season to be working in a strip club. Actually, any month starting with a “J” is painfully slow but I digress.
The temperature is amazing now and everyone just wants to be outside enjoying themselves, especially in Colorado! Our club slows to a...
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sunset-surfer-boy asked: why so incredible you babe :D ? how long have you been a stripper before? have you had many bad experiences ? explain them ?
